Thodi der letne ke baad main nahane ki soch kar uthi ghadi ki taraf dekha to 7:30 baj chuke the tabhi tabhi porch me gadi rukne ki awaj aayi aur kuchh hi der me door ki bell baj gayi, to maine bete ko awaj di, main “aadi dekho to kon aaya hai” aadi “kon hoga bhaiya-bhabi honge aap hi khol do” main “kyaa itni subah tum ne to kaha tha wo 8 baje ke baad aane waale hai aur na baba jab wo sab jaan gaye hai to main bete bahu se aankh nahi mila paungi tum hi jaao” tring tring tring 3 baar fir door bell baji, main “jaao na aadi” aadi “ok i am going”, aur main bathroom me ghus gayi, aadi “good morning suraj bhaiya good morning bhabhi” bahu “good morning ke bachche pehle tu ye bata ki kar kya rahe the kitni der se bell baja rahi hoon gate kyon nahi khola kahi tum dono wo kaam to nahi” aadi “kyaa bhabhi aap bhi subah-subah kyaa baat karti ho pehle shaadi to karwao” “aadi sari baat yahin kar lega ya hum ko andar bhi aane dega”.
Suraj ne kaha aur fir 3 log jor se hansne lage, bahu “aachha ek baat to bata is waqt meri dewrani kahan hai” hans te hue sikha boli “meri saas ban kar mujh se bahot peir chhulwaye hai aaj bahot maza aayega jab main unse mere peir chhulwaungi” aur hansne lagi, “shikha ye koi jaruri baat nahi hai pagal mat bano wo umar me tumse badi hai” suraj ne kaha, “aadi ye bhi koi baat hui bhala bhale umar me mujhe badi hai meri dewrani par rishta to mera bada hai” aisa laga jese bahu naraj hote hoye boli, aadi “arey meri pyaari bhabhi naraz kyon hoti rishta to tumhara hi bada rahega aapki ichha jarur puri hogi bas to khush ho na” aadi ne kaha, main bathroom me naha to chuki thi par meri bahar nikalne himmat nahi ho rahi thi unki baate sun kar main bathroom me khadi unki baate sun rahi thi aur fir socha kab tak main aise ghabra kar yahin khadi rahun bahar to jaana hi padega.
Tabhi bahar se meri bahar se badi bahu shikha ki awaj “ohhh ho aadi ab ye to bata de ki meri dewrani hai kahan” aadi “arey bhabhi wo naha rahi hai” bahu “to theek hai main bolti hoon unko aur kitni der lagayengi aadha ghanta hum logon ko ho gaya hai par abhi tak koi chai paani bhi nahi hai tum ruko main abhi daant lagati hoon usko” main bathroom me chuti tarah se ghabra gayi ki ab wo yahin aa jayegi aur wo aati usse pehle main hi bathroom se bahar aayi aur aadi ko awaj lagayi, main “aadi ek baar yahan to aao upar room me” bahu “lo dewar ji naa li aap ki madam chalo main abhi khabar leti hoon”, aadi “ bhabi pls abhi aap unke samne mat jaao wo ghabra jayengi akhir purane rishte tod kar naye rishte banana chhoti baat nahi hai aur wo subah se bahot sharma rahi hai aur yahi bol rahi thi ki main unke samne nahi jaa paungi to aap ruko bhabhi main jaa kar unko bolta hoon aur sanjhata hoon yakin maano bhabhi wo khud aayengi.
Aur aap dono ke peir chhu kar naye rishton ko siwikar karengi” suraj “aadi theek keh raha hai shikha tum abhi ruko” bahu “main samajh gayi aadi tu jaa hum yahan neeche baithe hai”, aadi ki baat sun kar meri jaan me jaan aayi aur kuchh hi pal me aadi upar room me mere paas aa gaya aur mujh se bola ki “aap ke jeth ji aur jithani ji aa chuke hai aur aap ka wait kar rahe aur bhabhi to bahot utawli ho rahi aap se milne ke liye” main “jaanti hoon aadi bathroom me mujhe aap logon ki baaten sun rahi thi aur wo kaise meri taang khinch ne ke liye utawli ban rahi hai” aadi “arey nahi tum bilkul galat samajh rahi ho wo to bahot khush hai is rishte se aur agar wo tumhari tang bhi khinchna chahti hai to tum apni taang unhe mat pakad wana aur apni khubsoorti ka jalwa dikha kar jala kar rakh kar do shikha bhabhi ko aur fir rishton ki maryada aapse jada kon jaata hai aapko samjhane ki jarurat nahi hai”.
Main “theek hai par aadi tu khud dekh mera dil kitni tez dhadak raha hai jaise abhi bahar nikal aayega” aur aadi ka hath pakad kar meri chhati par rakh diya, aadi “ bilkul bhi mat ghabrao tum main hoon naa bas jaldi se saree pehan kar niche aa jaao” main “kon si saree pehanu main theek chalo meri almari se tum khud hi nikal do main wahi pehan lungi” aur fir aadi ne almari se black color ki net ki transparant saree aur peticot nikal nikal kar bed par rakh diye aur bola “tumhare gore rang pe ye kaali saari bahot khubsoorat lagegi jaldi se pehan lo bhaiya-bhabi ke liye chai nashta bhi banana hai” to maine jaldi se peticot pehna aur blouse pehna, main “ aadi pls ye blouse ki dori pichhe bandho na” aadi ne mera peticot meri sundi (nabhi) se thoda aur neeche kiya boluse ki back wali dori bandh kar bola “main neeche jaa raha hoon jaldi se teyar ho kar niche aa jaao, ab tunhare upar hai ki naye rishto ko kaise nibhati ho par thoda jaldi”.
Main bolti hi reh gayi par aadi chala gaya aur maine jaldi se apni saree bandhi aur baal theek kiye aur sar pe pallu daal kar room se bahar nikalne lagi apr mere peir to jaise jameen me gad hi gaye aur aage badh hi nahi rahe the par bahot himmat karne ke baad dhire-dhire main sidhiyon se niche aayi, mujhe dekhte hi shikha bahu ki to aankh khuli ki khuli hi reh gayi aur main sar jhuke meri bahu ki paas jaa kar neeche jhuk kar uske peir chhuye aur meri bahu bhi kuchh kam nahi thi usne mere sar par hath rakh mujhe aashirwad dete hue boli “jeeti raho sada suhagan raho doodho naao pooto phalo” aur upar utha kar apni aankh se kajal nikal kar meri garden ke pichhe teeka laga kar boli “kahin tumhe meri nazar hi na lag jaye kasam se bahot sundar lag rahi ho”, aur aadi ki nazar to bas mere pet aur meri sundi par hi thi jo meri saree me se saaf dikh rahi thi, bahu “apne jeth ji ke bhi peir chhu lo”.
Main apna sar jhukaye apne bete ke peiron jhuk kar us ke bhi peir chhuye to bade bete ne mere sar par hath rakha aur mera dil joron se dhadak raha tha aur pasine chhot rahe the, beta meri halat samajh gaya tha to usne mujhe uthaya aur gale se laga kar kaha “bilkul bhi sankoch mat karo shikha aur mere liye aadi aur aapki khushi se badh kar koi khushi nahi hai aur sab se badi baat tumhari khushi hai jab aapne humari khushi ke liye itna sab kuchh kiya to kya hum aapko khushi nahi de sakte aur mere liye rishte badal jaayen koi badi baat nahi hai par badi baat hai aadi aur tumhari khushi”, suraj ki ye baat sunkear mujhe thodi rahat mili tabhi sikha chutki le kar bol padi ki “aashirwad nahi doge didi ko” to mera beta ye hi bola ki sada suhagan raho “karuna didi subah se chai bhi nahi pee hai hum logon ka bhuka marne ka irada hai kya aur haan ab main tumhari jethani hoon mujhe didi hi bolna samjhi na kahin awaj laga kar bolo bahu jara idhar to aana”.
Shikha boli aur hasne lagi “theek hai didi main abhi aap logon ke liye chai bana kar laati hoon” mere muh se pehli baar bol sunkear achha laga aur sab muskuraane lage mera bada beta jo ab mera jeth ban chukka tha, to maine apne sar ka pallu theek kiya aur kitchan me aa gayi aur kitchan me jaa kar chai banayi aur ek tray me buiscutes aur ek me namkeen rakh kar aadi ko awaaj lagayi, main “aadi ek baar andar aao”, tab aadi ki jagah shikha andar aayi aur boli ki “kyaa baat karuna bolo rishte me badi hoon to koi baat nahi hoon to tumhari didi”, main “kuchh baat nahi didi bas ye tray’s lekar chalni thi”, aur fir maine pallu sar pe liya aur hum dono chai aur buiscuts table pe laga di, main “didi aap log chai peejiye tab tak main aap logo ke liye nashta bana deti hoon” bahu “arey karuna tum bhi to lo chai aao baitho na humare sath” main “ didi pls aap log lijiye na” “theek main bhi chalti hoon aapke saath kitchan me waise bhi mjuhe bahot si baate karni hai”.
Shikha ne kaha, “ haan tum bhi jaao kam se kam kuchh to seekhogi tum” suraj ne haste hue aur fir dono bhai hanne lage, aage padhiye aur meri mail id hai “[email protected]”. Kahani padhne ke baad apne vichar niche comments me jarur likhe, taaki hum apke liye roz aur behtar kamuk kahaniyan pesh kar sake – DK
